Sunday 16 March 2014

No funny handshakes

No funny handshakes, no archaic rituals ... really?  Most clubs will have the weekly Sergeant’s Session and in most clubs this is utterly cringe-worthy.  The intent is good but is it actually performing? 

The Sergeant’s role itself is to ensure the meetings are well-run to time, something some President’s choose to ignore to their detriment.  The Sergeant’s Session should be short, fun, informational and motivational.  Far too often it is packed with inane ‘rituals’ week after week like how far did I walk the dog last night (who actually cares) and appalling jokes that are far too often borderline offensive and can in some cases utterly ruin the good work of the membership committee at getting along prospective members, now never to return.  Almost always it is a money grab where instead of actually getting meaningful facts about members activities they deteriorate into group fines that really only have a place on the rare occasion.  The excuse is that funds are used for those small worthy applications that do not fall under normal service committee support and that is fine in itself but where does it say you have to have a fund target to reach or even that you have to have members dipping into their pockets much at all ... don’t they contribute enough anyway, not the least with their valuable time.

OK, you ask.  What might a good Sergeant’s Session look like?  A thoughtful joke or quote.  Recognition of member anniversaries and notable successes. A piece of Rotary information from RDU magazine or the district newsletter that will actually add to their useful Rotary knowledge.  A reminder about some aspect of club administration, particularly where it relates to better meetings, can be included as needed but with sensitivity as embarrassing people is not an option (even if they deserve it).  What about, occasionally theming the session around an event, time of year or just something ordinary like gardening.  The opportunity to surprise and be creative is endless.

And finally, not every Rotary event needs a Sergeant’s Session.  Can club changeovers and similar events be about the event without the distraction of the Sergeant collecting money ... if you just have to have a fun session leave the Sunshine Fund out of it for once because even though you have lots of partners and others along you can be assured, they have already paid enough to be there!